How to Build an Audiology Website - 8 Easy Steps

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Audiology Website

How to make an Audiology website**

In 8 easy steps

Step 1. USE AN ear logo with sine wave

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Step 2. Use a photo of this guy

or this guy

or this guy

Step 3. say something generic

Hear Today. Hear Tomorrow.

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Step 4. absolutely no white space

Special offer!

$500

OFF

This thing is so amazing you need to get it right now. $500 OFF* Today only. And Tomorrow. And the next day.

*$500 OFF is applied after our $500 price increase. You know it's valuable though because we put OFF in all caps.

30 day satisfaction guarantee

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Step 5. Bury your reviews on a "testimonials" page, where almost no one will see them

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Step 6. make your website really slow

"the best things in life are worth waiting for" - all website visitors

Even though Google says page speed will be a ranking factor, they are probably lying.

Many new Audiology websites are scoring 50/100 or below on Google's pagespeed insights. Some as low as 15.

Step 7. do not use any photos or videos of yourself or the office

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People love surprises!

Keep 'em guessing!

Step 8. do not click the button below

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